[waterhog]

there's a pervert conservative politician in the bathroom 12.07.15

Saturday's show was controversial
richard whitely never lost his crown
did you see the ch4 commercial
it was a "street version" of "countdown".
danny's word was temperament
did you spot the treble vowel
christian hit back in his pants with excrement
he had no option but to throw in the towel.
the boil did steam
control and dictionary corner had a clue
while danny's passion for words did stream
i saw rage when the crunch was canoe.
nick said he feels totally lost
he is a lonely lamb
i am so enjoying the no hash tag cost
absolutely delighted out the door went harry and sam.
a true politician was joels proof
making a decision was no commitment
like all lies and corruption under the parliamentary roof
joel's no balls on killer eviction was a indictment.
was sam aware of her volunteer
joel and danny got passionate about the boot
hash tag no more boredom sphere
sam has absolutely no trace and left no root.
jack was expressing his gratitude
i am bored and will divert
my best bit of Saturday's was pure rude
i label joel a true conservative political pervert.