[JC]

I'm still here, that stuff took a lot of time to type y'know! lol

ok, in the order I put them in...

Dan: "My first nomination is for Victor. Does he ever wash that *****ing hat? and I just can't stand the way he talks! Innit? Innit? NO IT ISN'T! Get out of your pyjamas and read a dictionary for Pete's sake! My second nomination is for Stu. He's a nice enough little boy, but he really should have grown out of dressing-up games by now."

Michelle:" Jason, well he hasn't been up yet and I don't think it's fair. He's still being nasty to Nadia and I don't think it's fair chicken. My second nomination is Victor. This one was quite hard because I think he's funny chicken, but I think he's distanced himself from the group lately."

Stuart : "Umm... I think, like maybe um I wanna vote Jason kinda thing. 'cos like he umm like acts a bit umm how can I say........ like, he sometimes, like act's a bit bossy. And like, that's a little, like hard to ummm deal with? My second ummm nomination kinda thing is for, umm, Dan because like he ummm seems to be like oppressing me? and I kinda like, erm.. feel I can't y'know, like be myself?

Nadia -: "OH MY GOD! Jason HAS TO GO! He just acts like a playground bully and I can't put up with it at all! He's a nasty man and he has to go! I'm also nominating Victor because all he does is sit in bed with Jason all day! I mean, what are those two getting up to? I don't even want to KNOW darling! *cackles maniacally*"

Jason: "Nadia because arguing with her is like arguing with a *****ing child man! She just doesnae listen! You try and have a reasonable conversation and all she does is *****ing yell at you man. It get's on my *****ing t*ts! My second Nomination is for Shell. She's a lovely girl and that, but she just doesnae *****ing do anything man. It's like watching *****ing paint dry! We need some *****ing entertainment in here man!"

Victor: "My first nomination is Dan. Look yeah? You're a nice guy and everything. but nice guys finish last y'know what I'm sayin'? It's time we bust that get-along gang up innit. This fence sitting's no *****in' good like. You need to shape up or ship out. And your *****ing ship's come in mate. Get the ***** out innit! My second nomination is for Nadia. Fair play to you yeah? You lost Marco and Emma but pulled it back. You give your opponent respect when they make a good move. But you are STILL my *****ing opponent innit! You stand in my way, you get *****in' knocked down. It's a simple as that!"

Be interesting to see how accurate I am now