[Hooly One]

Determined girlfriend Michelle has identified a possible hitch in her relationship with Stuart - that she is too old and too bossy for him.

Walking her man around the living area in the post nomination-period, the 23-year-old wondered if it worried Stu that she was three years older than him.

"No, does it worry you that I'm younger than you?" he replied carefully, as Michelle dragged him along in a tight arm lock.

"Yeah, a bit like," Michelle whimpered, going on to relate her growing fear that 20-year-old Stuart is going to find someone closer to his own age to play with.

The student boy bit his lip while racking his brains for the correct response, and moments later came up with a blinder: "I've only got eyes for one Michelle."

Thankfully, his missus failed to dwell on the fact that Stuart's promise had a whopping great loophole - that he may have eyes for women with other first names.

Careful... I bruise easily


As Stuart carefully extracted himself from his woman, Michelle plonked herself down on the sofa and began to worry that along with her age, her personality might be a factor in the duo's downfall.

"Do you think I'm too bossy to Stu?" she demanded of Victor.

After a moment's contemplation, he wisely opted to keep his mouth shut. "This is one of those situations where I just sit on the fence," he maintained. "Ends in war," he muttered, giving giggling Stu a meaningful glance.

"If I am bossy I really don't mean to be, chick," Michelle barked at her beau.

"You're not [bossy]," Stuart whimpered. "Not at all," he added nervously.

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