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From The Sun

CHANELLE was surely telling white lies – when she told Brian that Manda DOESN’T know he fancies her.

"I didn't know!" Chanelle told him. "She doesn't have a clue."

"I think it's best to keep it to myself," Brian confided.

"She'll be so busy when she comes out the house, the last person she'll want to know is me."

The lovelorn Essex boy added: "We live in completely different parts of the country.”

"I can't believe she doesn't know. That's embarrassing,” he finished.

Surely it would be more embarrassing if she did know, Brian?

And Brian was right: Samanda only had eyes for Magician Liam at last night’s BB birthday bash as he wowed them with his Harry Potter-like prowess.

In fact, Geordie Liam was the only one not impressed with his box of tricks.

"Out of all the things I've done in this house, the thing me mates will rip it out of us the most will be being a magician," he said.

"I'm always trying to do magic tricks on them at home and they've seen it all before."

Look here if you can be bothered. I know I can't be anymore.