[She Devil]

Don't mess with me today!

Who Woke Up Grumpy?
Day 55, 11:24
Wednesday 21 July

The strain of quadruple nominations is starting to show on the housemates today and it's the Slick Man who's got the biggest hump in the House.

Waking up like the bear with a sore head, toothache and constipation, Victor has complained about last night's pole dancing to Shell and Michelle before he'd even got out of bed.

Since the stag night, Victor had read the rules again and found they may have failed as the task rules state only one dancer should be on the podium at any one time and that heels should not be worn while pole dancing.

Victor pointed out to Shell and Michelle they had incurred fails for breaking both those rules.

Bride-to-be Shell had let this play on her mind, and later she told Dan she wanted to explain to Big Brother that her nervousness had caused her to break the rules.

Her main concern though was that there would be trouble in the House if the task is failed and housemates are deprived of their weekly shopping budget.

She told Dan if they lost the shopping, "[Vic's] going to go nuts at us."

"It wont affect him anyway," said Dan, apparently certain of Victor's departure on Friday.

"I just don't want there to be a ruck about it," hoped Shell, worried she's going to be blamed for a task failure.

"Just ignore him," soothed Dan.

In the doghouse... but not alone.


But unfortunately Victor came out into the garden at the same time and was still nursing that sore head.

"Dan, did you just tell Shell to ignore me?" he probed.

"No," said Dan. "I told her to ignore the ruckus if it kicks off."

Victor gave him a look that would kill him, cremate him and scatter his ashes, before stomping off to the Diary Room.

"I'm in the mood for a scrap," Victor told Big Brother. He plans to get the wedding out of the way and then, "get a few things of [my] chest."

"I usually have a late night bitch," he added, "but it's time to tell people to their face."

And when Vic came out of the Diary Room he found his pal Jason in the Kitchen and told him, "It's time to show these guys what *******ing time it is around here."

Meanwhile Shell was in the garden telling Michelle, "I feel really scared today. I know there's going to be a ruck."

It sounds more like a real wedding by the minute...