[Gusto Brunt]

He was in that house for four weeks and did fook all except look at people and...agree.

Then he did something very dangerous, like slightly disagreeing. Before agreeing again.

You can argue till the cows come home whether Darren is good looking or not; or agree with me he's just an average 47 year old bloke with a 22 year old's hairstyle.

But one thing is for sure: Darren desperately needs a personality transplant. I've never seen anyone so dreary and boring as he is.

Maybe that's why he drank and took drugs, because he's like a blank sheet of paper without them. And I actually feel sorry for his wife. Unless she is as boring as he is, it must be a nightmare living with what is essentially a tailor's dummy.

Even while speaking to Emma during his Final interview, Darren was about as animated as a 10,000 year old mummy. I was urging him to crack a joke but he looked just as embalmed as he has done for the past month. Jeez.

If it were up to me, he'd have come LAST, not third.