[waterhog]

crydon's pussies killer confession ( warning - some may find offensive or not a funny joke ) 21.02.16



in 2015 i got possessed

but now i need a pardon

i thought it was loved i expressed

not once but 10 times in crydon.

yes i am a animal

this will never alter

to the anonymous vet my respect is not minimal

you ruled out my slaughter.

the RSPCA are skeptical

test results will be conclusive

a sharp bladed instrument went in vertical

no one show the "fuzz" my exclusive.

i no the evidence is building

on reviewing i am self kick'n

my gloves were great for shielding

but on CCTV in M&S i brought that chicken.

i think i can be cured

there must be therapy or medication

they all did enjoy the feed and being lured

my downfall is liking strangulation.

now i have a dependency

i am going down and it don't look vertical

its due to my competency

i could be part of a team that's surgical.

to return gives me pride

this is not one of my flaws

not one bit of DNA will i provide

my pussies are clean even under the claws.

dr naomi murphy did not contradict

even if her input made me the maddest

pleasure from pain i like to inflict

truth is that i am a sadist.

you all need proof

highgate village phone box it will mail

eyes open under the red roof

in here wet pussies i did well and truely nail.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35598232