To be filed under: You could not make it up.

Thugs smashed up the windscreen of a £50,000 Audi TT after pictures emerged of a beggar loading his shopping into it
Matthew Brinton, 35, and his dog Hazel seen getting into his sporty Audi TT
Beggar says it was a gift from his grandmother and has been stolen
Today a car with a matching number plate found attacked in Newquay
Police describe Mr Brinton as a 'full-on heroin addict with mental health issues'
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