[waterhog]

50 shades of ( wrightstuff debate ) 24.03.16



i remember the frenzy

even if i was working as a gigolo

for me was pure envy

i just had to mass produce the snow.

all lady's were now erotic

it was like teasing children with candy

my sex addiction was chronic

twenty four seven they called me "randy".

E L james produced a stunner

i have to thank

reloading made me a gunner

my bullets were firing from my tank.

then it started to fade

instantly i lost my charm

my "mojo" did downgrade

it was like it was self harm.

closed was every whole

were my chat up lines corny

peace was in the city not in my sole

switched off was all being horny.

the books started to pile

bed posts were stuck rigid

nothing worked not even my smile

i assumed all lady's were frigid.

closing the door

this is the ultimate slam

no more copy's can they endure

hilarious makes the refusal from oxfam.





( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ed-copies.html this was a debate from the best news and current affairs morning show on tv. the wrightstuff. hope everyone enjoys my take on this story and it will get into my famous box guaranteed ( the best red phone box in the world - in highgate village). when ? that is the question ? it has to join the Q system. thank you again to jeremy kyle who presents the wrightstuff. stimulating debates lol.just pulling your leg mathew - i no how you hate this joke. you are the best and i adore your show and watch it every week day at 915am on ch5.http://www.channel5.com/show/the-wright-stuff )