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Housemates pass BBTV talent show task

The housemates have passed their BBTV talent show task, Big Brother has confirmed to the group.

Each housemate had a role in the show, which was performed late last night. Charley played the host, while Tracey took on the role of a Simon Cowell-like judge, alongside a friendlier judge acted out by Sam.

"Each of our five acts will take their place on the stage," announced Charley, explaining: "After each performance our judges will give an appraisal."

That appraisal would involve a vote out of ten, with ten being the best and one being the worst. The contestant with the highest total score would win the talent show.

Liam walked on the stage with a piano, and told Charley: "I'm going to wow the judges with a little number I call ‘the entertainer’."

Once his performance was over, he was at the mercy of the judges. "I nearly fell asleep there," declared Tracey. Sam disagreed and said: "It was absolutely amazing."

Tracey, staying in her grumpy role, asked: "Are you having a laugh?" and called Sam a "stupid bitch". Sam responded to this insult by throwing a cup of water in Tracey’s face.

"Sam, thanks very much, you obviously have an eye for talent," said Liam as a parting shot before the judges gave him his score. Sam gave him four points, and Tracey gave him no points.

The next performer was Brian, who came out to perform a rap song in the style of the Streets.

"Absolutely amazing," commented Sam. "You added your own style, amazing!"

Tracey grumpily replied: "Wrong, no talent! He belongs on the street." Sam awarded Brian five points, Tracey again awarded no points.

As Carole was called onto the stage, Tracey said: "Oh my Lord, this should be interesting." For her singing performance she was awarded two points from Tracey, and four from Sam.

Chanelle was the next housemate to come onto the stage. "Tracey don't shout at me," she pleaded, "I'm your biggest fan, I've got a picture of you on my wall."

After her performance on the violin, Tracey said: "I suppose that's better than the others, only slightly." She was awarded four points from Sam, and three from Tracey.

Ziggy was the final housemate to perform, coming on the stage to sing 'Love on the Northern Line', by his former boy band group.

"Absolutely brilliant," said Sam. "The whole package!"

Tracey told him to get off the stage. "I just find you sexy," replied Ziggy. He was awarded five points from Sam and one point from Tracey.

"That just leaves one winner," Charley announced, "Which is Chanelle."

Chanelle came onto the stage and accepted a trophy. She asked Tracey: "Do you think we could go out on a date or something?” Tracey joked: “We'll see what we can do."

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.