[waterhog]

belt up john lewis - you will always be my next of kin 28.03.16



yes i am loyal

bank holiday won't deter

round my waste i deserve whats royal

to protect the jewels i refer.

me and john connect

he's for me wife hunting

lewis will have the best quality detect

my smell is so good it never has blunting.

to look professional

i need security

some may say i am delusional

i live but i'm not in this community.

a few days ago i did tighten

i am not talking about a poem paste

john lewis did instantly brighten

so happy with whats round my waste.

its made of rubber

so no allergic reaction to my skin

next time i pick up a old scrubber

i will personally say thank you "Kin".

thank you all in store

my appreciation must be felt

i hope the sales of "kin" soar

please god john lewis don't tell me "up belt".



( if you want to see a pic of the best belt in the world here is a link http://www.johnlewis.com/kin-by-john...black/p1981523 and if you want to shop in the best store in the world here is one more link http://www.johnlewis.com/ and if you want to undo my belt ? dream on. )