[Mrluvaluva]

From DS

Brian and Charley had a bed-time row last night that began when Charley told Brian that he was wasting his time flirting with Amanda.

Brian, who was obviously hurt by Charley's comments, then made one too many references to Charley being a "south London IT girl", which prompted the unemployed Londoner to start shouting at him.

However, Brian was in no mood to back down; the Essex boy screamed: "You spend so much time going on about how much of an 'IT' girl you are - who gives a ****ing ****?"

Every time that Charley tried to reply to Brian, he sang, rapped and danced in front of her, which irritated her even more. "Fly off on yer broomstick," he shouted.

Later on, as Charley foraged for cigarette butts in the garden, Brian told Ziggy: "I ain't gonna roll over and be tickled in my bed for no-one."

"She brings up old stuff and twists it," he added. Ziggy agreed: "You did good, Brian"

Nice one Brian!