[p2pnut]

No lads - not like that! (there can't be much more of her to see anyway)

I'm referring to the fact that Michelle is definitely putting on weight.

She has developed 'hampster cheeks', chubby upper arms, 'grab handles' and rather sturdy legs.

Perhaps she should have thrown herself at Jason instead of Stu ....... at least that way she would have got regular exercise ....... if only through running up and down with the Physical Jerk (and she sure ain't getting much of the other 'exercise' with her lil chicken)

If she carries on gaining weight she'll need a centre spread in the Sun ...... Page 3 won't be big enough!