[waterhog]

i am 3 to talk - thanks EE ( poetry complaint to 3 network) 13.05.16





i am a miser

they call me ebeneezer

with age comes not wiser

but i am now a 3 geezer.

for way to long i tolerated

the service was not satisfactory

my frustration is not exaggerated

3 will not find this complementary.

is it the location

everyone is quick to ask

its standing erected for penetration

but i have no faith in "swains" phone mask.

travel round and its no glory

i may have a phone but no receiver

north, south,east or west and its one story

someone call me even a dodgy breather.

over is my pay and go chip

3 network my feedback i email deliver

if i ring i no the connection would skip

that's why now on EE talking gives me no shiver.