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Morning. Nikki's OK column this week. The photo is of her in bed in a yellow nightie, big curlers, pulling them out with a mock angry expression.

OUR GIRL ISN'T TOO CHUFFED WITH THE NEW HALFWAY HOUSEMATES...

I'M SCARED OF CHARLEY!
Thank God Charley is finally out. On her eviction she was in typical Charley mode. When the crowds were booing her, she was just shouting: "Oi!" back to them, and in her exit interview she was talking to the crowds instead of Davina to try and get them on her side. The clips they showed of her just proved what a nasty piece of work she is. Mind you, if I meet her on the party circuit, I'll be nice to her - my life could be in danger if I'm not!

OF COURSE THEY DID IT!
Whoever is wondering if Chanelle and Ziggy had sex or not, you need your heads reading! Course they have! The day after their night of passion, Chanelle kept saying to Ziggy, "I'm really worried about what they're going to show from last night!" Then Ziggy replied, "You do know that we're the only ones in here that know what's happened?" So it's so obvious they sh***ed and I think it's vile. I wouldn't even contemplate that, it's disgusting. I mean, how many millions of people are watching them? Have they no shame? It's pure filth. They won't even last - it's like a BB curse on couples. Look at me and Pete, Michelle and Stuart, Saskia and Maxwell - it's very magical when it's going on but once you're back to reality, it's a completely different ball game.

ZIGGY MADE ME CRINGE!
The highlight of last week for me was the talent show. Ziggy was just cringeworthy. He ripped his shirt open and he couldn't even reach the high notes on his song, then he got embarrassed and started laughing because he couldn't reach them. He's such a dreamer!

CHANELLE SHOCKER!
Well I was really shocked when I saw Chanelle playing the violin, but what the hell was that diva strop about? It was just insane, she was shouting, "I need to go hoooome!" She wasn't even saying it in a funny way, she was acting like a really spoilt little brat. She's mad - all the papers have been saying it and I think the HM's can see it. Carole is even refusing to talk to her!

COME ON GUYS....
It's great the HM's all got messages. When the twins' mum was saying how proud she is of them they were both in tears and it was so lovely. I absolutely love the twins. I wish Liam and Samantha would hurry up and get it on though, it's got to happen soon!

HEALTH HAZARD!
The HM's looked around Carole's house on BBTV - and what a shambles it was. Her house is like a jumble sale. I expected her to be cringeing when they showed it, but she was loving it, smiling away and looking really proud! All the HM's looked mortified looking at the squalor she is living in. Urgh, you could catch dysentry in there, how can she live in that? There were piles of chaos everywhere. I love Carole but there's no way I'm going round there for a cuppa.

TRACEY'S FAB!
Tracey won my respect this week for dressing up and acting like Simon Cowell. She was so funny and really good at it. She was really p***ed off with Carole and they kept zooming in on Tracey's face and she just looked so p***ed off - it was hysterical. She really won my respect for that, but that pink hair has to go.

I'M HAPPY FOR GERRY
Gerry's message from his mum was so lovely. I'm happy for him because his mum has finally accepted him for who and what he is - and that was the whole reason he went into BB. I'm not going to try and deny that Gerry isn't irritating, cos he is, but I have been feeling really sorry for him so that was sweet.

WHO ARE THEY?!
Can I just also say - what is with those halfway HM's? They're all a bunch of freaks. I think it's utterly ridiculous to throw them in - who are they?!


Heat - Spotted (no photo): Nikki Grahame and her mum getting into a green car outside Mount Vernon Hospital in Northwood, Middlesex.