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I'd rather be snoggin' me chick!

Chain Sore
Day 62, 01:00
Wednesday 28 July

Michelle has been mourning the loss of her personal space to dead weight misery guts, Jason.

"I'll be glad when this silly, silly task is over," she told Big Brother. "I'm not enjoying it at all. I don't like being tied to Jason. I don't want him to put moisturiser on me," she wailed.

Being chained to Jason may be a difficult prospect for anyone but for cuddle addict Michelle it's a serious problem. Cuddle time just isn't the same when you've got Jason glowering on one side, and Shell simpering on the other.

"I don't like that I can't have time with Stuart," she told Big Brother. "It's not very nice that my boyfriend has to sleep with another girl."

Me chick's in bed with another chick!


But the whining didn't stop there. Jason's determined loner status is also causing friction. "He drags me with him," Michelle moaned. "I want to be part of the group and he doesn't."

But wait, it gets worse.

Michelle leaned forward and whispered conspiratorially, "I hate sleeping in the same bed as Jason. I hate it". She then described sleeping with Jason as, "Something I would never do, even in my wildest, wildest dreams."

But the main problem with this task is "being followed around". Michelle's had a taste of her own medicine and she doesn't like it one bit. "If I want to get up off this chair and walk around for the sheer heck of it, I can't be on my own," she explained.

Sounds a bit like a day in the life of Stu doesn't it?

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