[chuff me dizzy]

Last night my heart was broken for this poor girl Some cruel person has maybe told her she looks nice and classy in the swim suit,where her enormous arse was on full view ,and the jumpsuit where rolls of flab are on show ,but more than any of them ,I was nearly in tears for her as someone must have told her she can dance ,the way she was throwing herself around the garden was so sad to watch ,if she had fallen in the pool the hm8s could have thrown their washing in with her and got it all spotless

So no more hate for her from Chuff, only a lot of pity