[the truth]

Not sure whats come over me lately but im on a bit of a roll lol
met one or 2 lovely laydees over the months mainly from online dating, but still not finding the one? the potential mrs truth im looking for
my profile is the usual rambling stuff about what i do and what are my passions and how caring I am for animals etc and a few photos of my ugly mug, usually dressed in shirt and trousers with a gormless grin..I get the odd contact but its just a trickle....

so since I put a small gym in my shed Ive actually developed a bit of muscle, so I tried a dating site and did something totally out of character for a laugh. oiled myself up and flexed the guns.
Well blow me down with a feather duster , suddenly some of these women notice i exist....they never come out and say it but it seems they like nice guys without spray tans and natural muscles...things could get awkward when i meet them all and they realise it was all photo shopped lol not really ha ha