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Yes, Bear's ex is "fake" according to him, because she came into the house to tell him how she felt after he spent two weeks shagging a big-titted blow-up doll substitute on national television.

He didn't want to hurt her, he said, that's why he ended it with her. By shagging Chloe on TV. ("I wonder what Chloe's thinking," he mused in the diary room. Hey Bear, clue...she doesn't think. That's why she shagged you...ah, you're ahead of me here...)

No-one in the house really knows him, he said, with no trace of self-pity...honest... Well, when you act like a dick all the time, they're going to know that, aren't they?

"Anyone who had a heart would come and talk to me after that"...well, if it had been anyone else dealing with it, I'm sure Bear and Colin, sorry, Heavy D, would have made a mockery of any sympathy being shown, probably by throwing a few eggs at them. "Booooom! Ha ha ha ha!"

But let's keep him in, cuz 'e's entertainin', ain't he?

RUTHLESS! And after all, it's banter and having a laugh, right?