[Sticks]

[list=1][*]It made the Daily Star people look really foolish [*]For the sake of true love, it has allowed Michelle and Stuart the chance to get things straightened up before the final[*]I get this unhealty Schardenfreuda about all those punters laying on bets for Shell to go on Wednesday, and loosing all their money [*]Shell is still there - after all the work she has done for those lazy housemates[*]The lawn can still be tended to [*]Shell still has a chance of upsetting all the expectations of Channel 4 (all be it very slim)[/list=1]


I have now been authorised to campaign for .....






You will never guess










(Could set a new trend in lawn maintenance )






Shell

This is because she has been villified for being "nice"