[waterhog]

Ann Summers recalls ‘Black Power Wand’ vibrators - metro paper 08.02.17

again i was cruising
building up like lego
the brass had extreme bruising
i told her to read page 3 metro.
never have i been so offended
down was my pride
poetry in bed must be defended
my technique is down i no how to divide.
this one was to keen
she calls me and does entice
always giving me the light thats green
sometimes even lowering the price.
she no's i am fond
reading me like a calculator
i bet i paid for the black powered wand
how i wish i was called her personal vibrator.
now its exposing
coming loose are the wires
her account i am closing
faking it makes her one of the best liars.
my face is red
highgate village are going to poem block
i will be identified by my tiny head
for the foreseeable out of action is my ???k.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/07/ann-su...fears-6433407/