[Amy]

The hunt is on...

This afternoon, Big Brother called Brian, Liam and Ziggy to the Diary Room for a special mission.

"Housemates, it has come to Big Brother's attention that housemates have run out of tobacco," announced Big Brother.

"Yeah," the trio agreed.

"To alleviate the nicotine cravings," Big Brother continued, "Big Brother has hidden three packets of 10 cigarettes in three separate locations around the house and garden. Big Brother will give you the chance to find one packet each."

The housemates all agreed to the task in hand.

"Big Brother would like to remind housemates that smoking is not cool and will not gain you any friends," they were told.

"It's not cool at all," said Ziggy.

"I ain't got no friends apart from these two," cried Brian.

"Big Brother recommends you kick this filthy habit as soon as possible," Big Brother informed the boys.

"Out of this House," insisted Ziggy, "finished. Done. The smoking ban is in. No smoking. It's not cool. It's not clever. It stinks."

"Down with smoking," announced Liam.

"Just say no," sang Brian.

"It's not cool though," Ziggy decided, getting serious for a moment.

Later, Brian, Liam and Ziggy began their hunt for their respective packets in the garden. Big Brother told the trio when they were hot or cold - the closer they got, the higher the temperature.

The non-smokers remained in the Living Area.

Finally Brian, Liam and Ziggy found their precious ciggies.

"We still think smoking's not cool," Ziggy shouted.

"Smoking's not cool," agreed Liam.

"It isn't cool," repeated Ziggy.

Have we got that? Smoking is not cool?

Good.

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