[Hooly One]

MAN, BB5 has been great. But I did lose a lot of faith in the British public when they got rid of me, I’m not even gonna lie.

People are just so bland. They come up to me in the street and say, ‘Why did you argue with Shell?’ I say, ‘Didn’t you see her call me a *******?’ I had to retaliate.

In that field of halfwits, I should have won — I’m the people’s champ.

Everyone has shown me mad love, which has really pleased me.

I was there every day making mischief, making everyone laugh — but when I left, where was Nadia?

It was her time to take up the mantle of entertainer and take the show by the scruff of its neck — but she did nothing.

Not to blow my own trumpet, but the show got boring after I left. I made the house tick.

But I can see how me winning wouldn’t be the best publicity for Endemol and Channel 4. It’s all to do with editing, man.

How else do you explain how I went from being most hated housemate, to being the favourite to win on Wednesday, to leaving on the Friday?

It’s incredible Jason finished runner-up. We were the two most negatively edited guys in the show’s history.

I’m going to let him know that if it wasn’t for my row with Shell, I’d have beaten everyone.

In the end, they made me into some kind of Nasty Nick type.

But Nick wasn’t even in my league, man. I’d have picked him off in the first week.

As for Dan, I’ve lost all respect for him.

He shook my hand and told me if he was in the last week, he’d leave.

He was coming out with all this moral stuff that people from his home town don’t want people too big for their boots.

He’s a liar.

As for Shell, they could’ve given her place to someone with the intention of actually being interesting.

I’d rather sit there and pick every speck of dust out of my mum’s carpet than watch her.

The show ended when I left — even Ally Ross said so.

The Sun