[Mystic Mock]

8:30 AM

The alarm is ringing off in the Bedroom with really loud baby crying.

Darnell goes rushing upto one of the cameras in the top corner of the door to the Living Room.

Darnell: "Okay House Watcher you can ****ing stop this god awful noise now!"

Darnell carries on getting louder and louder as the alarm won't stop.

Darnell: "We're all awake!"

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will all Housemates wake up."

Darnell: "But we are all awake!"

Darnell is going red in the face through sheer anger.

Lois: "Calm down Darnell, I think that Thomas is still asleep."

Darnell goes over to Thomas and Scarlett's bed, Scarlett looking scared of Darnell as she knows what's about to happen.

Darnell: "Thomas wake the **** up! Seriously!"

Thomas's sluggish as he's got a hangover from last night boozing it up.

Thomas: "What's going on?"

Darnell: "The alarm has been going off."

Thomas: "Was it my fault?"

Darnell: "Yes!"

Darnell storms out of the Bedroom in sheer anger.

Thomas: "What's his problem?"

Lois: "Just ignore him."

Samantha is in the Diary Room.

Samantha: "I'm liking everybody in the house so far bar Sayid. He goes up to me in the Bedroom and says "do my breakfast" like I'm he's cook or something, I know that he's from a backwards Religion but do not bring those views forward to me or there will be a serious problem going forward."

House Watcher: "Which Housemates are you liking the most so far?"

Samantha: "Probably Derek, Ash, Michael, and Darnell."

11:33 AM

Kieran, Lois, and Samantha are sitting in the Living Room.

Samantha: "Why do you talk black Kieran?"

Kieran: "What do you mean by talking black?"

Lois: "I think she means the Jamaican accent."

Kieran: "Oh that's been because I've lived in urban areas all my life, you talk how your friends talk I tend to find."

Samantha: "That is true."

Lois: "What did you think of Darnell's behaviour earlier?"

Kieran: "I can understand him to be fair, Thomas shouldn't be staying up so late that he sleeps through the alarm."

Lois: "I don't approve of Darnell's temper, he reacted to someone not waking up in what Darnell approves of. I don't know if I want to live with him going forward if that's how he behaves."

Darnell, Paul, Thomas, Scarlett, Sandy, Derek, and Ash are all out in the Garden with Water Pistols in their hands.

Darnell: "I can't believe that these were allowed in the house."

Paul: "Who cares about why they let us have them, let's just enjoy it."

The 7 of them all go really crazy to the point of Thomas falls in the pool.

Thomas: "****ing bastards."

They all start laughing.

Sandy: "Thank god it weren't me swimming in Thomas's cum."

Kieran, Samantha, and Lois are still in the Living Room.

Kieran: "I wonder how long the fun will last?"

Lois: "Hopefully the whole duration."

Samantha: "I give it two to three more days at most."

Kieran: "I love the optimism Samantha."

Kieran starts laughing.

2:51 PM

Rachel, Michael, and Kieran are in the Kitchen.

Michael: "What area of Birmingham do you live in Kieran?"

Kieran: "Kingstanding."

Michael: "****ing hell that's rough."

Kieran: "I know, where do you live?"

Michael: "Aston. I'm probably the only white in the village."

They both start laughing.

Rachel: "You're in ISIS territory down there Michael, you should seriously get out of there."

Michael: "I have too many friends down there to leave."

Rachel: "You'll explode down there if you don't move, excuse the pun."

Michael: "Not every Asian person is a terrorist though to be fair."

Rachel: "Well don't say I didn't warn you."

Derek and Sandy are having a chat in the Living Room.

Derek: "So what Music do you like?"

Sandy: "I'm into Pop to be honest, stuff like Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Emeli Sande."

Derek: "Whitney's cover of I'll Always Love You was good, inferior to the original in my view, but I did like it."

Sandy: "I'll Always Love You is Whitney's song isn't it."

Derek starts laughing for a few minutes.

Derek: "No it was originally sung by Dolly Parton."

Sandy: "Who's Dolly Parton?"

Derek: "A country singer."

Sandy: "Oh she's the plastic one?"

Derek: "Umm... Yeah the plastic one."

Sandy: "Do you watch any TV Shows?"

Derek: "Yeah I love my Animated Comedies, in particular South Park and Futurama used to be brilliant."

Sandy: "Yeah I like South Park actually, especially Butters."

Derek: "I'm more into Eric Cartman myself, but I do love Butters, especially with Cartman."

Sandy: "What's your favourite episode?"

Derek: "Scott Tenorman Must Die, absolute classic, especially the ending."

Sandy: "I do love that episode, but my favourite episode is probably Grounded Vindaloop, it was just so funny and interesting."

Derek: "It reminded me very much of Inception."

Sandy: "What's Inception?"

Derek: "The Movie starring Leonardo Di Caprio?"

Sandy: "Oh yes now I remember it."

Awkward silence ensued.

7:14 PM

Scarlett is in the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "Hello Scarlett."

Scarlett: "Hello House Watcher. I just want to say that I think I'm in love with Thomas, he looks exactly like my Brother I think that's why I'm such good friends with him as it's nice to have a reminder of home."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone else that you're getting on with."

Scarlett: "There's a few people in here that are okay, but overall I just don't bond with them as much as I do with Thomas, we just can talk much more with each other than with anyone else like."

Darnell and Thomas are in the Living Room.

Darnell: "I'm starting to feel bored in this place already and it's only day 2."

Thomas: "With me around I'll make sure you won't get bored I promise. More stuff like the Water Pistol stuff should keep us going for the duration, and also the show will give us tasks to do otherwise we would all end up killing each other."

Darnell: "You do have a point actually."

Thomas: "When don't I?"

Paul is in the Toilet talking to the cameras.

Paul: "Listen the great British public, this is a game show where you have to play dirty to win, and I will push people's buttons with pranks that will show you just how truly selfish and vile these people really are. I'm not a nice person and I'm gonna be upfront with you all about it, but my mission will be to expose the fakes in a very entertaining matter, and I'm sure by the end of it you will agree with me and cast me as the winner."

Paul then puts some of his own clothes down the Toilet.

The end of Episode 2.