[Robodog]

Bit of fun for finals night.

In the style of MOCK THE WEEK:
What are things you'd NEVER hear on the show?

Add your own ones to the thread.

Here's mine:

1. I never say it to people's faces. I much prefer talking behind their backs.

2. I'm not here for the experience, i'm only in it for the money.

3. There'll be no twists this year, just straightforward DR nominations.

4. Thanks Aisleyne, that was such a lovely thing to say about Helen.

5. Wow! The launch night crowd are loving all the intelligent, rich, sexually-confident female housemates tonight!

6. And here on BOTS..... we've got a whole new audience!

7. Yes! She's back by popular demand, she's your new Big Brother host: It's AJ !

8. Twerking is now banned. The next housemate who twerks will be evicted immediately.

9. This year's Big Brother is a special revival year. It's all the same housemates from BB4! All over again!