[Gusto Brunt]

So I was out in town yesterday, buying a loaf of bread. I'd just came out of Sainsburys and this person was walking down the street, a dead ringer for that fat guy out of the TV show, Lost.

But no beard. I didn't know if this person was a man or woman, but he or she was a double of the guy in Lost. But no beard. Same tangled, curly greasy hair and stocky build. But this person stood about 6 foot 3, and was wearing a baggy brown t shirt, skimpy spotted skirt, tucked into the knickers at the back.

Also, the legs were really red from the knees down as if this person had just been on holiday abroad, but wore a garment above the knees, meaning, red below knees, white milk bottle legs above.

Made me think, some people just don't care.