The season's over, and hopefully you can all now have a laugh at the biggest wanker and most unintentionally hilarious housemate, Luke S. He was hard to get a read of, but the glaring vanity, over the top gameplay, selfishness, and overall strange things he did makes him incredibly entertaining. There's no reason not to like him now that he's officially in 5th place and has zero dollars to show for it.
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GUYS WANT TO BE HIM, GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH HIM.
Guys want to be inside him.
He went into the game with a total gameplan, to find an easy girl and start a relationship....
And picked a girl with an annoying voice who he didn't really like, and who only got uglier and uglier as the series went on.
The only reason he had any friends was because he was trying to force the relationship down Ashleigh's throat and would go to great lengths to play it up to the viewers.
However, even though he admitted to the good folks at Barbell Media that he had no intentions of staying with Ashleigh, he continued to fake it in every conversation with her even after he was evicted. Not to mention the fact that he was creepily clingly to her throughout the series.
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It was probably a totally lavender relationship from the beginning, as his extensive knowledge of women's shoes, makeup, sewing, and frequents gay bars.
Add to that Luke S had no balls.... he always let someone else take the fall for him. Even if it means putting his girlfriend's hair on the line a day before her eviction, just so he could get a beauty treatment.
His sexuality aside, Luke's only true love in life is himself and his body.
Because with looks like that, you really don't need a personality.
But once all is said and done, he'll be most remembered for his white room failure....
And weeping like a baby because he was too slow to hit the button.... and too greedy to take anything less than 50k. He showed no reaction when his "girlfriend" was voted out, but he cried for a week and a half after he lost that task.
So being the "expert" gameplayer he thinks he is, he tries to act like he didn't mean to hit the button and he got really upset with Conor for doing what anyone would have done. Deena and the Great British Public saw through it and made fun of Charlie getting his gold ticket... leading to more TEARS.
So thank you Luke S, for being such a deplorable human being, massive wanker, and hilarious housemate.
17-10-2017, 04:14 AM
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