[Smithy]

1. "New Rules" by Dua Lipa
Like the Bible but gayer.

2. "Touch" by Little Mix
Best girl group since the Spice Girls, embody sisterhood, vocals, and bops. We stan.

3. "Cut To The Feeling" by Carly Rae Jepsen
The gay "Ave Maria."

4. Love So Soft" by Kelly Clarkson*
Kelly Clarkson delivered.

5. "Anywhere" by Rita Ora
Cured my anxiety and depression.

6. "Paradinha" by Anitta
Because come to Brazil.

7. "Havana" by Camila Cabello
Karla did that.

8. "Sorry Not Sorry" by Demi Lovato
Demi: A vocalist now with a top 10 hit!

9. "Daddy Issues" by Demi Lovato
Because relatable.

10. "Boys" by Charli XCX
Because also relatable.

11. "Bodak Yellow" by Cardi B
Even breeders screamed when this song came on.

12. "Wild Thoughts" by DJ Khaled & Rihanna
Carve "nakey nakey nakey" on my tombstone.

13. "Praying" by Kesha
Specifically the whistle note.

14. "Green Light" by Lorde
Gay people really did have a moment Lorde moment earlier this year.

15. "Disco Tits" by Tove Lo
A gorgeous song about hard nipples and drug use.

16. "The Cure" by Lady Gaga
Any gay who saw Gaga sing this live knows it's an out of body religious experience. "The Cure" ---> Best song of 2017.

Currently researching hair transplants because I am bald!



*shaun is SHOOK