I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.
I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious.

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting.

There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.
How appalling.
Sorry if you're eating your tea.
