[LukeB]

Amy that is brilliant

[MB.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

MB --- I was ****ING cracked up by this.

(Even though 'tis not true. )

BRILLIANT.

It's all out of love (I mean, Stockholm syndrome is a form of love, right?)

[Barry.]

Good one Amy.

[MB.]

Well now you should all hang your heads for not allowing Amy to win Most Loved!

(great job!)

[LukeB]

Ahh it's my turn

[Josiah.]

Youtube video

[Jamie89]

Well done Amy, great job! I think your first step should be not opting out!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by MB.

It's all out of love (I mean, Stockholm syndrome is a form of love, right?)

Right (I LOVE that word. )

[Josiah.]

Marsh Trainor - NO!

Youtube video

(Intro)
I think it's so mean and I think it's so cruel
How Josy abuses her admin powers to try and ban me
but let me stop you there, I will do what I want

(Chorus)
Nah to the ah to the no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Verse 1)
First you gonna say I start the drama
Thinkin' I'm a saint
So ban me, so original
Telling me I'm not like other members
I was a great before you came along
Now I'm thinking maybe you should go
Blah, blah, blah
I be like nah to the ah to the no, no, no

(Pre-Chorus)
All my members listen up
If that person ain't giving up
pull your pants down and swing your dick
Girl all you gotta say is...

(Chorus)
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Verse 2)
Thank you in advance, before you infract
I don't need your negativity
If I want to do what I want then I will do what i want
But it's never my priority
I was great, before you came along
Don't want you to take this personal
Blah, blah, blah
I be like nah to the ah to the no, no, no

(Pre-Chorus)
All my members listen up
If that person ain't giving up
pull your pants down and swing your dick
Girl all you gotta say is...

(Chorus)
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Bridge)
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
It's not true but
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
It's not true but
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
But that is just my guess but i was banned for it anyway

(Pre-Chorus)
All my members listen up
If that person ain't giving up
pull your pants down and swing your dick
Girl all you gotta say is...

(Chorus)
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Outro)
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
This is not true but
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies

[kirklancaster]

Well done A.J. The girl done good.

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Amy that is brilliant

Originally Posted by MB.

Well now you should all hang your heads for not allowing Amy to win Most Loved!

(great job!)

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Well done Amy, great job! I think your first step should be not opting out!

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Well done A.J. The girl done good.

Cheers me dears x

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Josiah.

Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

Youtube video

Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

Excellent kirk

[Josiah.]

Youtube video

[MB.]

Actually screaming at "Han Solo dies" being the bridge

It's as if Morsh himself is in the room, Luke

[Barry.]

Han Solo dies

When?

Good job Luke.

[kirklancaster]

Well done Luke. (I'm struggling to keep up. Lol)

[Josiah.]

The Smile

I speak to you, can you hear me?
I touch you, can you feel me?
You open your eyes, can you see me?
Do you know that you're not lonely?


Sleep peacefully now you've earned it
The pain is mine... and I cherish it
It wouldn't be there if it weren't for
Each and every wonderful moment


Breathing quietly now
With the slightest of frowns
Your family around
Do you know we're so proud?


Quieter still
I'll hold your hand
Calm, no fear
As you leave this land


A life well lived
A life so enriched
A life full of love
Deserves an end like this


The memories are mine and I'll cherish them
Your kindness your love and your beauty
I heard you, I felt you, I saw you
And for that I'll never be lonely


The sadness is a mask
It's temporary, what will last
Is the smile, something that
You gave me

[Amy Jade]

Luke that was hilarious

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by MB.

Actually screaming at "Han Solo dies" being the bridge

It's as if Morsh himself is in the room, Luke

Morsh did that

Originally Posted by BBfan2017

Han Solo dies

When?

Good job Luke.

He doesn't but Marsh says it all the time and got banned for it even though he doesn't watch Star Wars

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Well done Marsh.

is this shade This was my entry

[Denver]

The Giang Brother must win otherwise im gonna kick some mother ****ing fat ass

[Amy Jade]

Jamie!

That could be an actual song. Could tell that came from the heart </3

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Luke that was hilarious

Thank you

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Josiah.

The Smile

I speak to you, can you hear me?
I touch you, can you feel me?
You open your eyes, can you see me?
Do you know that you're not lonely?


Sleep peacefully now you've earned it
The pain is mine... and I cherish it
It wouldn't be there if it weren't for
Each and every wonderful moment


Breathing quietly now
With the slightest of frowns
Your family around
Do you know we're so proud?


Quieter still
I'll hold your hand
Calm, no fear
As you leave this land


A life well lived
A life so enriched
A life full of love
Deserves an end like this


The memories are mine and I'll cherish them
Your kindness your love and your beauty
I heard you, I felt you, I saw you
And for that I'll never be lonely


The sadness is a mask
It's temporary, what will last
Is the smile, something that
You gave me

Beautiful man. Just beautiful.

[Barry.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

The Giang Brother must win otherwise im gonna kick some mother ****ing fat ass

[MB.]

That was lovely to read Jamie