[Wizard.]

The United Kingdom has voted. Good luck Europe!

[Underscore]

I have cast my votes as judge. Well done and good luck everyone, some amazing entries

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Josiah.

Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

Youtube video

Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Josiah.

And, now; we have come to the climax of tonight's show... THE VOTING!

Down below are the links to all 17 of tonight's performances, and you can review the songs before you vote.



































So, now; we have a change in how the voting works this year...

For the first time, the public vote and the participant vote will be separated.

The participants (excluding the 6 ones judging) will vote in the normal fashion of 1-8, 10, and 12 points; sent to me via PM.

The judges will vote in the social group and rank the songs 1-17, with the song ranked 17th getting 2 points; and the song ranked 1st getting 34 points.

Then, the public vote will be done through a survey (link is embedded in the banner below), and you will be able to vote for your favourite songs. No less than 3, and no more than 9. EVERYONE will be able to use the public voting.




With that said...
TiBB, START VOTING NOW!

casting my votes now

[Denver]

Vote for the Muslim country if you like Muslim's

[jet]

Originally Posted by Josiah.

Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

Youtube video

Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

Genius!

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Livia thank you


Dezzy always finds a way to shoehorn people he hates into his songs I take that as more of a compliment than an ML win

I'm only just half way through will catch up with the rest and vote later

great job Josiah

I don't hate you, I wrote that verse from the perspective of Marsh tbh.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

I don't hate you, I wrote that verse from the perspective of Marsh tbh.

Just re read it, I was scrolling through fast this morning

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Just re read it, I was scrolling through fast this morning

And the whole 'bitch named Cherie' line wasn't personal, I chose your because it kind of rhymed and I thought you'd see the humour in it.

[Shaun]

This is why writing about BB legends committing sexual harassment is far less problematic!

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

This is why writing about BB legends committing sexual harassment is far less problematic!

It was no Jade and Ken singing Don't Go Breaking My Heart though, was it?

[Livia]

Couldn't make it last night, sadly... but I've just been through all the songs... the standard never drops, does it. Massively well done to everyone. Josiah, you kept the standard up there like we all knew you would. well done x

[Shaun]

i suppose i deserve this scrutiny with the number of titles I've already won. I could do better.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

And the whole 'bitch named Cherie' line wasn't personal, I chose your because it kind of rhymed and I thought you'd see the humour in it.

I'm not complaining! I do find it funny

[MB.]

Just voted btw (I included some of the people I had to miss out in my PM vote in my poll vote, just to share the love etc). Good luck all and may the best woman/Billie Piper win

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i suppose i deserve this scrutiny with the number of titles I've already won. I could do better.

no, i thought your song was just harmless good fun

[Underscore]

we're all going to have such fun!

[Babayaro.]

Lmfao @ Shaun and MB's

[Withano]

Oh sweet, I was very drunk last night, I didn’t know I missed this. I’ll catch up now.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

And the whole 'bitch named Cherie' line wasn't personal, I chose your because it kind of rhymed and I thought you'd see the humour in it.

i saw the humour definitely in how you mentioned me

[Withano]

That was great just voted for the best ones

[Withano]

(Wont the public vote winner just be the person who spends the day voting for themselves?)

[Shaun]

I think the format was just fine the way it was but hmm!

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Withano

(Wont the public vote winner just be the person who spends the day voting for themselves?)

[MB.]

Yeah the voting system doesn't seem the most watertight, if I'm honest