[Matthew.]

“DID YOU DO? DID YOU DO? DID YOU DO? DID YOU DO NATIONAL SERVICE”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Literal carnage from the beginning

When I first watched BB5 just a couple months back, the sudden Ahmed meltdown within only a few minutes of the task starting was truly something.

*everyone nonchalantly doing dishes*
Ahmed: IF IT GETS COLD OUTSIDE, I AM NOT SITTING THERE!

His face when Daniel told him people in the army have to do it for hours

He’s such a scream omg

[Matthew.]

I get that they’re meant to be drill sergeants and all but Jason was a right prick to Ahmed about the potato peeling

[Epic.]

That feeling when you watch BB5 for the first time, thinking that the short-fused, egotistical and ruthless members of the Jungle Cats will be Victor and Jason, only for it to turn out to be Ahmed all along

[Underscore]

Stanning sexy marco and our northern lass laura

[Matthew.]

right so Ahmed has taken it upon himself that he is replacing Michelle in tge task and he wants to steal her uniform

[y.winter]

BB4 - Week 3 (First Watch *Avoid Spoilers*)

• So back to where I left it before CBB22 started. Justine is evicted, pass the parcel live task, Sissy is annoyed for not winning.
• I still find it disgusting that they smoke inside the house, including in the bedroom. It's not the 80's, why BB didn't care back then lol? Were the smoking rules introduced on BB5 or BB6?
• The chickens have been evicted from the house due to their health condition. Was this what triggered their removal from future series? Like the smoking, it was about time to stop it.
• Jon nominating Sissy for being a vegetarian so they can buy more alcohol with in the shopping list instead of food that she can eat? I mean, how you ducking on drugs?! Also, the entire concept of getting into the DR to nominate all like "I can give you stupid reasons if you want and present it as actual reasons so you can accept it haha look at me so clever" - I couldn't roll my eyes enough.
• In general, Jon is such a terrible condescending and patronizing guy. "I'm being paid lots and LOTS of money to do negotiations, so I should've done it!". "Who in here is a musician? because we better do this task this way!!!!" *raises his hand*. GOOD FOR YOU! He is so arrogant and full of himself ugh. Seeing him brag so much about knowing how the bells task should be done, yet in the end he's the one to fail it both times and keep losing track (even though they were using the rhythm he was going on and on about) - it said enough about him and I couldn't but gloat.
• The audience are falling for it though. BB3 Jonny pushed his dead normal guy persona down the audience throat and they were like "OK, seems like about right". Jon going all so smug and confident and says "look at me, I'm intelligent", and the viewers are like "oh! we guess you are! share more of your wisdom, master!". He also enjoys the fact that he's a unique hm among a house that is quite similar, so people are automatically drawn to it, regardless of his personality.
• Is Gos the most boring and irrelevant housemate of all times? It looks like it. He's a nice guy, of course, but sometimes it looks like he doesn't even breath. His nomination in the DR this week was agonizing! whispering, mumbling, sometimes inaudible fractions of sentences. Come on! Do something, say something, blink, anything!
• I'm not sure where I stand with Fed. He can be annoying and young-and-cocky sometimes, waked up late and fails tasks over and over again, but on the other hand there's something somewhat charming about him. He has some good points, like on bill splitting on dates, but his phrasing and the way he presents it is too loud and too populist and it's mostly because he's too young. As Nush said, he's nice but needs to grow up a bit.
• A bit sad seeing Sissy go. She had more to give. The girls are falling like flies it's just terrible
• Love the staircase doors in the house, love the screen-lift when Davina announces "I'm coming to get you", and overall I adore the format of the second eviction show (the eviction+interview show) - it's the small details that make it feel very ceremonial and exciting.
• Davina was on fire during the eviction interview and didn't hide any of her thoughts about the housemates, it's so refreshing

1 Nush
2 Cameron
3 Tania
4 Federico
5 Scott
6 Steph
7 Sissy
8 Ray
9 Gos
10 Jon

[Matthew.]

they smoke inside in BB5 as well

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

right so Ahmed has taken it upon himself that he is replacing Michelle in tge task and he wants to steal her uniform

nnnnn 'I am launching a military coup! :/ '

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

nnnnn 'I am launching a military coup! :/ '

“I need your uniform...”

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by y.winter

[*]I still find it disgusting that they smoke inside the house, including in the bedroom. It's not the 80's, why BB didn't care back then lol? Were the smoking rules introduced on BB5 or BB6?

Pretty sure they weren't a thing since BB7 . CBB4 aired after BB6 and they were still allowed to smoke indoors in that series.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Pretty sure they weren't a thing since BB7 . CBB4 aired after BB6 and they were still allowed to smoke indoors in that series.

i was thinking that i remembered pete smoking inside during his “It’s like, not love” rant

[Underscore]

mess when natalie starts screaming at ryan and the main house hears

[Tony Montana]

Lol Imagine if the outsiders were permitted to Smoke inside during BB13?

[Underscore]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Lol Imagine if the outsiders were permitted to Smoke inside during BB13?

the house would be foggy af

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Underscore

mess when natalie starts screaming at ryan and the main house hears

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Underscore

the house would be foggy af

The Divide would also be a lot more Nastier and uncomfortable

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Underscore

mess when natalie starts screaming at ryan and the main house hears

I Recall it was this particular moment that I knew we were in for one hell of a series, and boy I wasn’t wrong!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Lol Imagine if the outsiders were permitted to Smoke inside during BB13?

A literal haze would've emerged, symbolising the divide of the house

[Matthew.]

Sometimes I think Natalie might be my overall BB17 favourite

[Matthew.]

“YOU DON’T GET YOUR FIVE POUND (Michelle proceeds to scream at Ahmed)”
“That is an insult, ok....”

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“YOU DON’T GET YOUR FIVE POUND (Michelle proceeds to scream at Ahmed)”
“That is an insult, ok....”

He actually said 'That's an assault' after she flung a flip flop at him

Ahmed: THAT'S an assault. Okay? Normally when that happens okay--
Michelle: F.UCK!!! OFF!!!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

He actually said 'That's an assault' after she flung a flip flop at him

Ahmed: THAT'S an assault. Okay? Normally when that happens okay--
Michelle: F.UCK!!! OFF!!!

i just watched it back, now i feel like a “FOOKIN IMBECILE!”

[Matthew.]

“Arguing is one thing, throwing a flip flop is quite another, you are treading a very fine line Michelle. Do you want to be thrown out of the house?”

[Scoot]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Ugh I can hear this gif

When they started playing crowd noise to try and mask the shouting