[Crimson Dynamo]

So i went to brsuh my hair this morning and in my sleepiness my first stoke the brush was upside down so it sort of skidded down my hair, when I flipped it something big fell of on my shoulder and with SAS like reactions i brushed it and it landed on the floor - turns out it was a rather huge spider. I tried to get it but it went under a wee cupboard under the sink.

Anyhoo the TL was just having a pee a minute ago and out of the corner of her eye there it was on her shoulder and she totally freaked and came running into my office, ashen faced. SHe thinks she brushed it onto the floor but i had a look in case it was injured and i cant see it. Now everyone is feared to go upstairs