[Kate!]

Greetings Lady number 5



Name: Nancy Dell’Oreo
Age: I was born 50 years ago but I only look 49
From: Sheffield
Occupation: Man magnet

I like men and oreos and money and champagne and men and people called Mitchell. I think it’s a really sexy name with sex appeal and suggests great length. I have written a poem for you about why you should pick me and not these other people who clearly just want you for a shag and nothing else. I want you FOREVER.

Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Georgina McQueen
I hear he has a one inch peen
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Eve Elle
I hear that sex with her is hell
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
(And do not pick anybody else except me)