[Pro Sniper]

So, White "enjoyed" her sleep in the hammock(or so the moron said) no doubt believing this justifies her ludicrous decision to refuse a comfy bed BECAUSE of who is beside it.

Walsh has decided to put on an EMBARRASSING "rap" display. This has prompted "Mighty Mike"(still oozing confidence from the the silly false praise he received during HIS effort) has began again like he truly believes he's showing Walsh how it's actually done. Walsh is now "dancing"..which has encouraged Scott to do the same. The utter DESPERATION on display here is beyond belief. When moronic Moyles is visibly cringing at what's going on around him, we've obviously reached a terrible, terrible place.

White is stinking up the trial, jumping out of a puddle onto a ladder to avoid scary eels. Anyone would think she's in there with nessie. Flip it on its head, how scared must those poor eels be? OMFG she's only gone and said that pathetic line "I'm a Celebrity.. Get Me Out of Here" When was the last time one of those idiots said that?? "tough and formidable" George said this silly woman was. And what did we end up seeing? A big blubbering mess. PATHETIC. When they returned to base, the usual attitude of "let's all console&comfort the miserable failure" was firmly on display again.

"Impartiality" is the reason White refused the comfy bed next to cock. At least, that's the hogwash she's decided to tell people.

The losers have failed to get their greedy paws on another treat. How cock was so sure the Walkman was invented in the mid-80's is quite strange.. (FTR, I'd have also 'guessed' that decade..but who can sound so sure unless you are actually sure?)

A new camp "leader" is about to be revealed...and obviously their pea brains couldn't possibly dream of electing anyone other than Mr do-gooder himself.

The morons have been informed this will be their final night together..and they're all pretending to give a damn. Douglas is ridiculously rapping her "emotional" farewell. If "Mighty Mike" was any leader at all, what he would've done here is tell them all to cut the "if it's me" crap and simply use the time to say bye-bye to the 1 person they know fine well will be leaving> White. Scott started with "if I'm to go tomorrow".. I could just about here the thoughts of all those gullible fools out there who fall for this "humble" shyte> "stop that, Jilly, luv, you ain't going anywhere. We're gonna make you our Queen of the jungle and then come visit you and your gf someday in your lil precious coffee shop"

Eviction time... and as expected, woeful White has been given the boot. As moronic as the voting public prove to be year on year, even they couldn't mess this one up.

And talking about not messing up, the remaining "celebs" have been given yet another trial where messing up is virtually impossible. Giving them 2 attempts each meant they could have them "fail" on some(to camouflage what was another blatant charity case) before the ultimate conclusion to another gift of a fullhouse. PATHETIC.

George is BORED STIFF and is getting all riled up over the fact there's NO CHAOS happening within camp. The only blood-thirsty, peace despising Buddhist known to man..