[Cherie]

Join me and you will be quids in, not just 2,000 richer per year but perks beyond your wildest dreams

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[Cherie]

Kicking off this campaign with some VERY exciting news

Entry age to the Knitting Club has now been reduced to 16 and first year is absolutely free.....see LT at the back door on the way out to get your application form

who said politics is boring

[Crimson Dynamo]

bloody lefties

[Cherie]

Our campaign song

Youtube video

[Cherie]

Joining the Knitting Club will give our younger voters a sense of direction in their lives as well as doing good work in the community like making tea for the oldies, Bots and Neem and checking in on them from time to time, its like National Service but comes with the cache of the Knitting Club and will be something that employers will be looking for on future CVs

Excited for more polices? I will be back when I think of one

[Cherie]

Policy 2

I am going to stop the BOTs

Illegal BOTs will no longer be welcome on TiBB they will be sent to the Isle of Wight on the ferry from January 2030

This policy will be at Zero cost to TiBB members, Arista will round them up and put them on the Ferry in his own time, he will not be paid, he will just be grateful they are no longer on TiBB that will be payment enough

[Ray.]

What does the Freebie Party propose to do about the hippie protestors who have now chained themselves to the Magic Money Tree? Will they too fall to the axe when felling the tree?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by ChalkOutlineMan

What does the Freebie Party propose to do about the hippie protestors who have now chained themselves to the Magic Money Tree? Will they too fall to the axe when felling the tree?

They will be hauled off at no cost to TiBB members to TiBB Towers by the moderation team headed up by MTVN

[Cherie]

Policy 3

Fish and Chip Frydays

A good old BRITISH INSTITUTION, here at the Freebie Party there will be free Fish and Chips, mushy peas and buttered white WARBURTONS bread every Friday, James has kindly agreed to host this in TiBB Towers, the hippies and anyone on a ban will be moved elsewhere on Fridays

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Policy 3

Fish and Chip Frydays

A good old BRITISH INSTITUTION, here at the Freebie Party there will be free Fish and Chips, mushy peas and buttered white WARBURTONS bread every Friday, James has kindly agreed to host this in TiBB Towers, the hippies and anyone on a ban will be moved elsewhere on Fridays

Have you been spying on me on a Fridays tea-time?




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[Crimson Dynamo]

will this party cost me Ł2000 extra year??

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Have you been spying on me on a Fridays tea-time?




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we do like to know our voters

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

will this party cost me Ł2000 extra year??

Is that you Rishi

Our policies are not calculated by MTVN and other civil servants, we are fully costed and funded by the Magic Money Tree

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Is that you Rishi

Our policies are not calculated by MTVN and other civil servants, we are fully costed and funded by the Magic Money Tree

not, THE BLOB

[bots]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

will this party cost me Ł2000 extra year??

it will cost you that to supply the booze for Cherie's weekly soiree

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

it will cost you that to supply the booze for Cherie's weekly soiree

I am not paying her Ł4589 weekly Sangria and Squid tab for her Spanish Villa soirees

[Kate!]

Bump for Cherie

[Cherie]

Policy 4

Suitcases of booze will be wheeled in every Friday at 5pm, the venue will be behind the scenes at TiBB Towers, at no cost to TiBB members, we will be billing Digital Spy

[Cherie]

Policy 5

Free stand points for water will be situated around the forum, if you have been affected by **** in your water supply I think this will be a winning policy

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Policy 5

Free stand points for water will be situated around the forum, if you have been affected by **** in your water supply I think this will be a winning policy

Bog roll would be better tbh.

[Ammi]

…I’m going to ask the same question to all 3 candidates and I’ll just have to copy and paste as I’m in a rush….what line will your administration take with regards to James’ blatant wrong attitude and the jolly threads he’s now begun to make…which are really not in compatible with Arista guidelines….?…

[Ammi]

…also, what do you intend to do about oversized pics being posted and jarring the uniform lines of threads…are we going to get back to a single straight line forum practice…/…make TiBB neat and friendly again…?….

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…I’m going to ask the same question to all 3 candidates and I’ll just have to copy and paste as I’m in a rush….what line will your administration take with regards to James’ blatant wrong attitude and the jolly threads he’s now begun to make…which are really not in compatible with Arista guidelines….?…

We will seek to engage with Jolly James and commence retraining in the art of better attitudes, he can also under our new regime join the Knitting Club and work will begin there to reduce his jolliness by at least 50% (by January 2040)

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…also, what do you intend to do about oversized pics being posted and jarring the uniform lines of threads…are we going to get back to a single straight line forum practice…/…make TiBB neat and friendly again…?….

We will ban serial offenders (Zizu) from using Tapatalk that should resolve the issue by January (2050)

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Bog roll would be better tbh.

I have given the Magic Money Tree and shake and it looks like we can also provide free toilet rolls with extra availability in Serious Debates