[Girlie]

Originally posted by chilledbootz
Time to e-mail these little cows don't you think?

LOST FOR WORDS

PAUL'S TELLY HOPES SINK

BITCHES hear that Big Brother loser Paul Clarke's attempt to make it as a telly presenter has floundered after he failed to set bosses at Channel 5 alight with his screen test.

We spotted the charmer, now happily living with dizzy welsh blonde Helen Adams, lurking in the pressw line up at the star-studded premiere for the Mean Machine on Tuesday night.
Paul claims to hate the press, so imagine our surprise to discover that he was doing a test run for a presenter's job on the revamped Exclusive programme starting in January.
But it seems vain Paul failed to impress as he faced the real celebs. And a source say's he's fluffed his chance of a job on the show.

An insider said"He didn't do as we'd hoped at the Mean Machine premiere and bosses have had to rethink plans for Paul Clarke- his screen test was not as ideal as they expected"

Word is that the show is now seeking out a sexy female to be their roving celeb reporter instead.

Bosses at Exclusive denied Paul was a flop on screen - but couldn't reveal if they had future plans for Paul.
They told us: "We are seeing a lot of people. No decision has been made...... it was a dummy run."
We couldn't have put it better ourselves.......

OOOOOO they're lucky I haven't smacked them one!!! I bet H would like to drag 'em out of their bloody houses by their hair!!

By the way their e-mail address is starbitches@dailystar.co.uk

Much as I despise the Bitches for their 'dizzy' comments about Helen, I have to agree with everything they say about Paul. He has no charisma, wit or personality and he talks rubbish most of the time. I have always really liked Helen but I hated Paul for nominating Helen the first week and his awful flirting with Penny. He even tried to flirt with Amma but she couldn't stand him. Since Helen's romance with him, I have been forced to be more tolerant of him because at least he makes Helen happy (I expected him to break her heart) and if Helen is happy, then I am happy. However, I still cannot bring myself to like him because he is such a monosyllabic monumental bore and he was nasty to Amma who incidentally got on brilliantly with Helen. Strange that.