[BigSister]

It's A Gnome!
Day 14, 14:10




Craig finally dropped his sprog today and gave birth to a bouncing baby, er, gnome.

He returned from a consultation with Doctor Big yelping that he had to pack an overnight bag and pick a birthing partner. "I'm having contractions minutes apart! I could give birth any minute!" he squealed.

Lesley was first choice to lend a helping hand, but she seemed a little suspicious. "You're not being evicted are you?" she whispered. Shrugging his shoulders Craig replied, "Probably."

When the pair entered the Diary Room, Doctor Big was on standby to guide Craig. With soothing panpipe muzak playing in the background, the doctor asked if this was Craig's first birth.



My fifth," Craig confirmed. "So you're an expert at this?" replied the doctor.

"Yeah I've been around the block," the hairdresser giggled.

The birth soon got underway and Craig sprawled out on his back squeezing Lesley's hand. Howling in agony Craig screeched, "Get it out of me! Get it out!"

Eventually the ordeal was over and Craig held his beautiful newborn in his arms. Craig had assumed he was having a girl, but his bundle of joy closely resembled a garden gnome. Yet the proud parent decided to stick with the name Britney.

He proudly showed off his offspring to his cooing Housemates. "Aww, look at its lipstick and beard," fussed Roberto.

Ah, the wonder of nature!
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...ory.jsp?id=307

[~*Anna*~]

hehehe!! i fort dey woulda given thme like one of the practice baby dolls 2 look afta!! but a gnome...thats a good'un :P

[~*Anna*~]

hehehe!! i fort dey woulda given thme like one of the practice baby dolls 2 look afta!! but a gnome...thats a good'un :P

[lizzie_bb5]

Awwww lol!!! That is sooo funny!! lol!! I love Craig!! x

[kaphc]

Criag was saying earlier today that walking round pregnant and not being able to join in the sunbathing and fun wouldn't make his profile look very good in the run-up to the eviction. I think this will go in his favour though!

[Sunny_01]

I think that Craig has a very funny streak in him - an this will be a one for the hall of fame lol

[bananarama]

I dread to think just how more cheesy BB6 can get...I hope this kindergarden stuff doesn't go on for all 11 weeks.....If so then BB7 contestants will be for the under fives...