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WIDEBOY Maxwell finally spent the night in bed with Saskia - and was told to get lost.

The pair have flirted constantly and a water fight in the sleeping quarters made Saskia invite the joker to sleep alongside her.

But when the Cockney blew in her ear and asked if she liked it, Saskia snapped: "Not when your breath smells like s***. Pack it in!"

Excited to finally get so close to his favourite girl, Max persisted, moaning: "I'm so randy" as he stroked her hair.


But when he ran his hand over her bum, she slapped it away, huffing: "Get out of it! You're having a nightmare, aren't you?"


It had all started so well when Saskia said she liked Maxwell's eyes. He even had her laughing when she asked what her three best features were. "One, two," he replied, pointing at her boobs.


Struggling to think of a third, he declared: "I've can't wait to see the baps in their full glory. I will one day. Even if it's with a staple through her belly." He had even snuggled under a duvet to play kiddie hand-slapping and chanting games. Looking embarrassed, Maxwell laughed: "What are you turning me into? Some people will do anything for a bird."


Maxwell had also boasted to Saskia, Anthony and Kemal he'd like to be an escort.


But the others questioned if he has what it takes. Saskia said: "I'd never do it but you can earn serious money." Meanwhile, the wannabes have embarked on a week-long task to run the house like a pirate ship. Science was made Captain by drawing the longest sword from a barrel.


The pirates have to be on a 24-hour watch and get into costume and roll-call when they spot flags from Big Beard (Big Brother) saying 'Land Ahoy' or 'Marooner'. But Captain Science is already facing a revolt by his shipmates, who have to follow his every order.


Anthony has asked Science to tone it down. The bedroom was a mess after the water fight between Kemal and Maxwell so Science wanted it tidied - and quickly.


When Kemal claimed of a pain in his neck, Science was unmoved. "I've got no sympathy for little boys," he said, telling Kemal once again to clean up the mess in the bedroom. "You haven't got the right to speak to people like that," Maxwell warned.


"Fine. Live in a mess," Science sulked. "I feel like taking off the costume right now."

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