Well Ive made my audition tape which based on the current drivel in there ortta get me through.
1, Its being able to sing BADLY
2, Never once give in to the tempatation to add lib any sort of humour.
3, Scowl, cry and shout expletives at a high picthed sqeaky voice
4, always sit with both legs and feet firmly rooted to a chair and then exagerate the posture untill the whole seat has been covered in footmarks
5, committ to memory 1001 reasons why I dont want to be in the house, why I cant stand BB or any other human being, and why living with someone other than me is a concept I find utterly repulsive, and one I could not stand to be in.
When I get in, I'll be sure to send you all a u2u message