[Lance]

Attitude - check

Plan "B" - check

A pair and a "spare" (dates) - check

A Black Dress - erm nope

A pair of Spiked Heels - nope

A Big Purse - nope

Cash - check

Debit Card - nope

An Alpha-Numeric Pager -a what?

Cellular Phone w/ caller id and call waiting - check

Handheld P.C. or P.D.A. - check

Calculator - check

Pen - check

Condoms - check

Breath Mints - check

Matte Lipstick - id be worried if i knew what that was

Black Eyeliner - again worried if i did

Eye Drops - nope

Pressed Powder - erm what?

Hand Cream - nope

Fragrance -indeed

Facial Tissues - yep

Wet Wipes - yep

Tylenol - what?

Vanity Liscense Plate -lol nope

Sexy Lingerie - god yeah!lol

Spare Hoisery - hosiery?

Oh well guess I wouldnt be part of Team Diva