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Originally posted by pinkmichk
when i was at school i had a science teacher who was terrified of even lighting a bunsen burner he used to go into blind panic for experiments and quite often cos of his shakes would nearly set the school on fire and once we had to be evacuated cos he mixed a bad mix of chemicals together and nerly poisioned us

i had a r.e teacher who had a nervous breakdown cos near enough the whole class would baaaaaa at him everytime he turned to write on the board

I remember in science once we did an experiment and when it came to clearing up out teacher was like "Yeh just pour it down the sink" but the sinks werent in use anymore and at the bottom was a disinfectant kind of liquid... the smell that came out was disgusting, and the whole science block was evacuated because chlorine was released lmao.

They were the best science lessons, I liked my science teachers... we did an experiment where you move a magnet up and down inside a coil really quickly to make electricity and my teacher called it the "Wankometer" and tested who had the best wanking hand! hahaha!