[Romantic Old Bird]

The very thought..................

How about BB It's a Knockout with all of them?

J= Joker

Farting and belching round J=Amma, Alison, and Spencer
(Spencer wins by a (fart on the) head

Bore-a-thon J= Betty, Dean, Sada and Tim

Blinding stories round J= Paul Andy and PJ

Shouting really loud round J= Caroline, Helen and Jade

Chain smokin tabs round J= Jonny

Best breast implants round J= Penny and Clare

Pratfall round J= Bubble and Kate

Lying in sun flexing pecs round J= Craig, Stuart, Lee and Josh

Looking great in Boxer shorts round J= Tom, Winner=PAUL CLARKE, double points for double cool light blue ones

Bitch-a-thon J=Narinder, Lynne, Nick

Orienteering J= Sunita and Sandy

Going Commando round J= Nicola, Winner= Jade

Singing Nun impersonation round J= Anna, Winner Alex

Snog-a-thon J= Adele, Mel, Alex retired early with tongue fatigue

Cleaning the bathroom round. Winner + Alex, who was really p****d off that he had wasted his joker on the snoggin'.

Chicken Husbandry round: J= Darren. Alex felt it was only fair he opted out to give the guy a chance. After all, he knew no one could beat him at chicken drying.

Getting Jiggy on National TV round. (Although the judges thought they had participants for this, apparently no-one entered this at any time, even though they very nearly did, and anyway, they would not have in front of their nans)


and so on........................................