[Arneldo]

Last Saturday at the a fancy dress party. I had 4 cans of beer and I was fine, then the absinthe came out I had three shots in a row and it all went downhill from there. I remember NOTHING! Apparently I was shouting at people telling them to "**** off", drinking absinthe out of the bottle, and I spent over and hour getting sick before falling asleep in my friends toilet My good mates had to take turns looking after me, and they had to walk withh me for ages after cause no taxi would take. me and I kept falling down in the street in cold.

It's fair to say the next day I felt like complete ****.