Coz he's a nice boy and he loves his mum and dad and he says please and thank you and he doesn't really moan he's being funny and he is not really nasty it's just that who could put up with Jade and he's sooooooo gorgeous (giggle giggle) and he leaves the toilet seat down and ... did I say he's such a nice boy ... oh yes and he doesn't play to the cameras ... of course when he hid behind the door then mimed to "That's the way I like it" he was playing to the cameras but he doesn't play to the cameras like Jonny does ... and the way he minces round the bedroom it is sooooooo funny and he is not really nasty it was those horrible Sandy Adele and Tim who were a bad influence on him and it wasn't his fault coz he is sooooo gorgeous (giggle giggle) and he doesn't pee in the shower which in my opinion is far worse than sneezing in the tee towel and hanging it up again or prodding the slicer round the chicken coop then putting it back on the barbeque and did I say he's sooooooo gorgeous (giggle giggle) and ... (cont'd p94)