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Old 02-05-2009, 11:27 PM #1
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I LOVE you Sia.

We were talking about noses and gills, and I suggested I hate gills. This followed on.

(um) S i a * sunny days, where have you gone? says:
*and YOU KNOW WHO
*you have no plaice in here
[ Maestro ] [we were all watching from the vestry, and we all thought you were a bitch.] says:
*was that a bad fish pun?
*because I've just about haddock with you.
*ROFL
(um) S i a * sunny days, where have you gone? says:
*you have no idea how much i'm laughing
*oh my cod
[ Maestro ] [we were all watching from the vestry, and we all thought you were a bitch.] says:
*LOL
*Sia dear, you're making a mackerel of yourself
(um) S i a * sunny days, where have you gone? says:
*My god I think you're RAY-ight!
*I rEELy have a problem
[ Maestro ] [we were all watching from the vestry, and we all thought you were a bitch.] says:
*on your pike.
*that was ROEful
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Oh my dace.
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sh! kemal. lol
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hahahahahahahhahahahaha oh i did not realise you posted this thread
i feel a bit koi
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We're such perverted soles.
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HAHAHAHA no there's no trouting it
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Thinking up good fish puns is a right bass-tard.
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You just haven't got the strength to salmon them like we do, Lauren.
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Shaun, no need to bitterling at my skill.
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Shaun; I've had a long running joke about fish with a friend.


"I've haddock 'nuff of this."
"R-eely?"
"Dolphinitely!"
"This has me reeling..."
"Oh my cod, get over it!"
"No need to trout at me!"
"Well just know your plaice, you idiot!"
"You're so insalting! I hate you!"
"Whale, it's offishal, I just don't care anymore."
"Fine! So this is fin-ished?"
"I can't kelp you. You have problems."
"Seaweed have gone plaices, you and me, we could have been big, y'know?"
"If you look at this from another angle; it would never have worked."
"I guess not, basshole!"
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You're all dab hands at these brill-iant fish puns!
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