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86)get her to publish an instructional book- big brother for dummies
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#102 | ||
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87) forget dumb and dumber or even dumb and dumberer.... her movie will just be called dumb
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#103 | ||
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Just 15 more to do so i can fish this obsession.
Ihonestly never thought it would take so long!!! ![]() |
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#104 | ||
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88)try to explain existentialism to her but give up and just say, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get".
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#105 | ||
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89) try to convince her that the easter bunny and santa aren't real
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#106 | ||
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Great work so far setanta. ![]() Looks like you could finish this yourself at this rate. Only taken bloody weeks so far and even then people cocked the numbers up! ![]() |
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#107 | ||
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90) tell her, "yes, your tŁts do look big in that"
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#108 | ||
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91) they'll have to signpost the way out of the house when she's evicted
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#109 | ||
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92) a good obedient pet for the 2 chihuahuas to walk
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#110 | ||
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93)get her to plant her very own carrot tree and to water it everyday
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#111 | ||
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94)tell her to phone you if she's having any problems and whenever she rings leave it to go to voicemail. they'd be priceless
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#112 | ||
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95) Put her in the middle of 2 people as a 'mental block'.
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#113 | ||
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96) try dog whisperer techniques on her...sssshhhh
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98)get her started on the ladybird 9+ book range
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#115 | ||
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97) Beer Bottle. Empty from the neck up.
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#116 | ||
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99) fr.dougal and her would make a great couple. she'd tell you to shut up cuz he's a priest
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100) get her in a lifeguard swimsuit and make her run to the baywatch theme tune
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101) Send her to the Hospital for a fallopian tube then move house
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ITS DONE ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you so much for entering in to the spirit tonight. I'm grateful! ![]() |
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#120 | ||
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no worries. it was fun trying to come up with them and trying to avoid repetition
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