[melanie]

"Oh a vibrating butt plug is good..I mean, in a girl." - Russell

"I always hated the kids you were trying to cheat from that would cover their papers." - Jordan

Michelle: "We were at a party and he just dropped his pants.."
Jordan: "And what did you do, start licking it?"

"I don't judge people by their tattoos or how they look... or if they smell" - Jordan

"Stuff he says, I'm like...douchebag! Get another mirror and pose in it please and look at yourself and drink your muscle shakes and work out for five hours and go upstairs and camp out in your room with your new BFF" - Jordan on Jesse

BB: "Jordan, please do not obstruct your microphone."
Braden: "Sorry that was my cock."

"I can't look at Russell. I don't even want to waste my eyes on him" - Braden

"Your bros aren't going to go **** your girlfriend, generally...Unfortunately it's happened to me three times." - Braden

"Not only did she throw me under the bus, she got in it and drove, ran over me, like backed up, ran over me again- then ran away." - Braden on Lydia