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I know a few of these:

• You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol
• You’re always “in the mood for dancing”
• You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery
• You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke
• There was nothing to question about Bert n’ Ernie living together
• You’re still bitter that WHAM broke up
• The feeling in your thumb is only now just returning after holding down the Atari joystick to control the racecar in Enduro Racer
• You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but is c**p in “Boob Watch.”
• You ever wanted to learn to play “Stairway to Heaven” on the guitar and choreographed “Dancing Queen” by yourself in your room.
• You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".
• You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack
• You still wear Wet n’ Wild makeup
• Your idea of hi-tech toys is still the heat-sensitive color-changing sticker on Transformers
• You remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard
• You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up
• You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got cancelled.
• You can remember watching Saved by the Bell
• You remember Madonna in her cone stage.
• You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
• You even wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call it clothing!)
• You could break dance (ok, you wished you could)
• You remember M.C. Hammer.
• You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"....
• You can remember when it was Jazzy Jeff and The fresh Prince and NOT just plain Will Smith!
• You own any cassettes.
• You have ever pondered on why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
• My Little Pony, Gummy Bears and Transformers are familiar to you.
• You ever had a Swatch Watch.
• You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
• You spent hours in the garage, building and re- building Lego cities.
• Big wheels and BMX's were the way to go.
• You ever owned Polly Pocket or Micro Machines.
• You know what " Psyche" means.
• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living in space.
• You had to change into play clothes after school.
• You still don't like going in the sea because of Jaws.
• You remember ‘Now’ compilations that had the pig on the front cover.
• You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank