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Old 08-01-2006, 02:34 PM #1
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Default Stoopid Humans

When Did We Become Totally Inept?????

In Honor of Special People------
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (aaaww shucks but wouldn't this save me more time!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a bottle of bathroom cleaner: "For best results start with a clean bathtub.” (And the point of this product is..)

On a pushchair: "Remove child before folding". (So that's where he's gone..)

On a container of salt: "WARNING! High in Sodium" (No sh!t, Sherlock)

On a bottle of flavoured-milk drink: After opening, keep upright. (Gosh darn it! That's gonna take ages to clean!)

On a toaster - do not use underwater. (Too late..)







Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the nonsenseand send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:21 PM #2
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)-

haha I thort that one was great
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:41 PM #3
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I love that one too.

There's one about a Superman costume which isn't really that funny because a kid died doing that here a few years ago.
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